💥 Skratchy Seal’s Spring Break Through Sale! 💥
BIGGEST SALE OF THE YEAR! 🚀

🔥 Use code SEALDEAL15 for an extra 15% off ANY order! 🔥

💎 WHAT’S INSIDE THIS LEGENDARY BUNDLE? 💎

🌟 ULTRA-RARE VINYL GEMS:
🟢 Pepe Superseal 12" (Neon Green) – Crazy rare, featuring Zombie Right Foot art by East3! (NFT not included)

🔥 THE ULTIMATE COLLECTOR’S VINYL TREASURE TROVE:
📀 Dirt Style 30th Anniversary 4-Vinyl Set – A skratch milestone you NEED!
🎨 Q*BERT'S NEXT COSMOS Triple Vinyl Album – OSGEMEOS Art Cover w/ Red & Blue waxl! 🖼️
🔊 Exclusive Tracks – NOT streaming. NOT digital. ONLY Found on these records!

💎 EXTREMELY RARE Triple FLEXI Disc Set – YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT: These were sold out everywhere and gone for good... until we found a stash hidden away during our Spring cleaning! These never-to-be-released again flexis are packed with extra beats and skipless samples. Get them here before they’re gone forever!

🎟️ ULTRA-LIMITED WAX MADNESS:
🍬 Superseal Bizarro Ultra Skipless 12" (Black + Bubble Gum Edition) – Flavor for your fingers!
🖤 Superseal 8" Test Pressing (Black Wax) – Legendary & scarce!
🏆 Superseal 8" Neon Yellow Wax – SOLD OUT! Only available here! Never to be pressed again!
🛠️ Superseal Giant Robot Vinyl Voltron Slipmat (7") – Found nowhere else!

🔊 SKRATCHER'S DREAM ADD-ONS:
👑 Pair of White Butter Rugs (12”) – Make your colored wax pop! Last chance EVER!
🔥 Limited Edition Stickers & 3.5” Labels – Pure skratch culture drip!
🎴 Full BONUS Trading Card Set (Season 2) – Season 1 is GONE! This won’t last either!

🖊️ INSANE BONUS OPTION:
✍️ Q*BERT SIGNED VERSION AVAILABLE! – ALL 9 COVERS SIGNED for that extra collectible flair!

💥 SAVE BIG & SCORE MYSTERY BONUS GIFTS – Exclusive extras you won’t find anywhere else! 🎁

💀 THIS ISN’T JUST A BUNDLE… IT’S A PIECE OF SKRATCH HISTORY. 💀
💥 QUANTITIES ARE MICROSCOPIC. YOUR MOVE, VINYL WARRIORS! 💥

🚀 GRAB IT NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER!

🔻 ORDER DETAILS:
💬 Leave a note at checkout if you prefer the Ltd. Ed. Next Cosmos cover with Purple & Yellow vinyl.
🌎 International orders: Packages first process in City of Industry, CA before heading your way. Double-check your info (including phone number) to avoid delays!

💥 Skratchy Seal’s Spring Break Through Sale! 💥